Friday, April 24, 2009

do what????

Okay, I have contemplated buying a maternity swimsuit.
I just know that when it is soooo hot and I am down on the little beach at the river at Pat and Ned's I am going to wish I would have....
BUT..
Ready?
I got on old n@vy and the cheap option (which is the only one I would buy) has..
Ready?
FREAKIN TIES ON THE SIDES OF THE BOTTOM!!!
Who is the hell wants little bows on the sides of their bathing suit bottom when they are nearing 200 lbs., are hot, and can barely move, and just discovered a big ole ugly purple vein residing on their hip...just a wee bit under where the little bow would hit.
Okay wonderful designers of clothes...
DONT PUT LITTLE BOWS ON WOMENS' HIPS..PUT THEM ON THE BABY'S BATHINGSUIT
WE ARE NOT BABIES....WE ARE HAVING THEM!!

So, I am going back to the old option...just sit down there in some old ass shorts and a tank top...who cares?
Andy might be the only one who would care--he would not want me to be ill b/c I am wearing ugly sh..I mean stuff. :)

bueno..y..something else..
oh, has anyone else started a repair list?
I am just thinking there are several areas that are going to need to be repaired after all this baby having.
Breasts--not so they won't be small, sino b/c i don't want them to be soooo...well, i won't write it...just thing of .. old national geographic photos..
they are just gross after you nurse babies.
Veins
I know my eyelids when I am in my 50s--but that has nothing to do with babies that I know of.
If I have money and we are not eating squirrel meat for every meal by then --I am gonna get it fixed too. yep!

okay--off to bed. tomorrow I get to go back to my school b/c I have to learn technology stuff--according to DP!
or DPAHHHHHH!!!
So four hours of my saturday will be spent learning how to use the smartboard--which i will never get one, but whatever, i get CEUs for it.
bueno---now i ramble, next i sleep.
sleep tight. :)

1 comment:

Bethany said...

Ick, sorry they took 4 hrs of your weekend - of course now that it's finally beautiful out! Ha - you got me on the repair list - I thought you were gonna talk about home repair. :) Yeah, definitely have a repair list and boobies are A1A. But who knows if I will actually do it. Maternity swimsuits w/ bows? Ick ick ickity ick... :)